Which of the FSM's 8 Commandments is the greatest?

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"





1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.


2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.


3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

Which of the FSM's 8 Commandments is the greatest?
six is the greatest commandment, from my viewpoint.





RAmen!
Reply:1 or 8, both are great
Reply:The 9th is the only and greatest commandment, as it embodies all the others:





9. Do whatever the toad says.
Reply:Why can't I build a shrine in the Brewnited Stakes of Hamerica to teach others of his noodly appendage?
Reply:6
Reply:They're all delicious and I thank his noodliness that I know the difference between teal and fuchsia.





RAmen. Parmesan be upon him. Braise the lard.
Reply:I like 1 and 5.





Ramen! (SBUH)