Now doesn't this sound better?

1. I’d Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.








2. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/On, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don’t Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.








3. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey-Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.








4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.








5. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.








6. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):








Ending Poverty





Curing Diseases





Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable








I Might Be A Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.








7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go Around Telling People I talk To You. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?








8. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person, IS Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly, It’s A piece Of Rubber. If I Didn’t Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.














RAmen

Now doesn't this sound better?
Sounds like your talking about the





Doctrines of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster








http://www.venganza.org/
Reply:No, being is a saving relationship with Jesus Christ sounds better.
Reply:kudos
Reply:Most of your noodly doctrines are in practice by other religions already.





Best wishes.
Reply:I'd really rather not answer this question.





What was the question again?
Reply:I do not really understand your point
Reply:Did you say something about Ramen noodles??? Because those are pretty good for like 5 cents a package.





Allah be praised.
Reply:Somebody needs a hug.
Reply:I didn't hear a thing.
Reply:i am praying for you, you really need it.


may God have mercy on your soul!
Reply:erm that was kind of hard to read but i get your point lol
Reply:I WANT TO WORSHIP THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
Reply:Did you stop taking your medications?
Reply:I see a shining ray of sense and good will. Amen to Ramen!
Reply:Thank you...





Your text is rather difficult to read given that your word-processor is mistakenly capitalizing all words...





Cordially,


John
Reply:Finally there is some clarity within the static.
Reply:That's closer to the truth than any organized religion gets to.
Reply:What you're really talking about is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Hail to the Noodly One!
Reply:Yeah! THIS IS GOD! I will add these to my ten,..err..I mean 18 commandments!